She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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