He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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