nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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