did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there's paper in my vomit.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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