Don't you send me to vm
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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