I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize