Porn is love you can see.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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