Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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