well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You almost got us killed.
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