it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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