You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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