The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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