I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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