seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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