They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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