yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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