we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize