So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This is my gift to your gina
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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