if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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