Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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