oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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