So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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