The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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