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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
