There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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