her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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