I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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