In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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