dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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