Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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