operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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