Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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