question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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