I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My dick has a subreddit
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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