absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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