Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
do nipples grow back?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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