I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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