you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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