So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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