Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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