When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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