some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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