on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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