In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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