She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my being single is dangerous.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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