He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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