need another drink. this is the easiest way
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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