Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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