is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
never play flip cup with pint glasses
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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