I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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