She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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