feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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