Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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