Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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