I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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