There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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