Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
two words: eviction party
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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