If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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