i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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